
Ah, manopause—because apparently, guys don’t want to miss out on any part of aging, including hormonal rollercoasters! Yes, it’s a thing. Officially called andropause, it’s like menopause's quieter, more laid-back cousin, just like how guys claim they can hear the TV better than we can.
The Slow Decline:
While women hit menopause like a hormonal brick wall, manopause is more like a slow leak in a tire. Testosterone levels start deflating after 30, but don’t expect any dramatic fireworks, or sobbing into their Häagen-Dazs. It's the no-frills version of hormonal bedlam.
Symptoms Galore:
Men dealing with manopause may experience fun stuff like reduced libido, energy crashes, and mood swings (because clearly, we needed that too). Throw in some forgetfulness and the sudden urge to buy a sports car and bang your secretary, and you’ve got the full package.
Debate Time:
Some experts say "andropause" is just a fancy term for getting older. The symptoms could be caused by aging, stress, or maybe the deep sadness that their favourite 80s band broke up. Who knows?
Treatment?:
For those feeling particularly low on man-juice, there’s testosterone replacement therapy (TRT). Just make sure to check with a doctor first—no one wants an unexpected boost of testosterone turning into an impromptu Hulk transformation.
So, yes, male menopause is a thing. It’s just slower, quieter, and more prone to complaining about the thermostat settings.

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